08/08/2019

Westminster Projection - 8 August 2019 Update

Fifty years ago today the iconic cover photo of the Beatles' Abbey Road was taken at a zebra crossing just outside the EMI Studios on Abbey Road in London and the Manson Family committed the Tate Murders at 10050 Cielo Drive in Los Angeles
Also 45th anniversary of Richard Nixon's resignation and Dennis Canavan's 76th birthday


© Bob Dylan 1962


A week ago the Brecon and Radnorshire by-election came and went and was rightly described by the media as a blow to Boris Johnson. But as always, and despite the apparent triumph of the United Remain Front that propelled LibDem candidate Jane Dodds 14% up on the 2017 vote, there is more here than meets the eye at first glance. Rather than an unmitigated success for the opposition, this by-election is a mixed bag and not as bad for the Conservatives as you might think. The most recent Welsh poll was extremely good for the LibDems, having them almost 12% up on the 2017 GE while Conservatives polled 9% down, so the seat was predicted to switch whatever the context. Yet the actual result was much closer than both my model and the one poll fielded in the constituency predicted. Both had the LibDem vote about right but failed to accurately measure the impact of the 'Boris Bounce' with the Brexit Party vote falling lower than predicted. This must serve as a warning that GB-wide polls might very well also underestimate the Conservative vote. Definitely very bad news for Labour who almost lost their deposit in Brecon and Radnorshire and must brace themselves for yet other nasty surprises. Let's not forget that turnout was also a factor as it was quite high here for a by-election on nearly 60%, and past experience proves again and again that potential Tory voters are more likely than average to make the trip to the polling place.


The media also made headlines about the Conservative-DUP majority being reduced to just one seat. Which is technically true with 310 Tory and 10 DUP MPs facing 319 MPs from all other denominations combined. But this does not necessarily reflect what would happen in actual votes. In case of a no-confidence vote I think the result would be 322-317 rather than 320-319 with independents Charlie Elphicke and Sylvia Hermon both voting for the government. Any Brexit-related vote would be trickier and might actually take down the government. Up to 46 Tory hardliners are likely to vote against any sort of Brexit Deal, even one without the Irish backstop. On the other hand a No Deal Brexit would be voted down by about 20-30 'moderate' Tories and would fail even if a handful of Labour or ex-Labour MPs supported it. Quite a catch-22 situation for Boris Johnson as the only two choices readily available are losers. So Boris Johnson might very well gamble on a snap GE at the earliest opportunity, and he would not necessarily lose it.


Then an important side of the story is how the Conservatives and Labour will interpret this by-election and in what way it will influence their strategies. I just hope for Labour that they don't take the Guardian's columnists as election spads. Just bear in mind that current polling shows potential Brexit Party voters swarming back to the Conservatives in droves while the LibDems hold their ground, and more significantly still keep away liberal-progressive Remainers from Labour. So Owen Jones' point that Labour have little to fear from the LibDems does not really hold water. He's right to state that there are very few Lab-Lib marginals, though current voting patterns have increased their number from a couple to a handful, and the two he mentions (Leeds North West and Sheffield Hallam) are both predicted to switch. What he totally misses, although that's the heart of the matter, is how a stronger LibDem vote can hurt Labour in Lab-Con marginals. And the answer is: a fucking lot, lad. Katy Balls' column also misses a major point: that the 'Boris Effect' has indeed already put the Brexit Party back in its box, and much quicker than I expected and would have happened under May or Hunt. All things considered, the LibDems remain (pun intended) more of a clear and present danger to Labour than the Brexit Party are to the Conservatives. At least that's what the most recent polls say.


© Bob Dylan 1968


On 24 July around suppertime Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson shook hands with Elizabeth Windsor, a distinct change from his predecessor who had actually curtseyed and kissed, and became First Minister of England after being elected by 92k Conservative Party members, half  of whom had voted for the Brexit Party at the European Parliament election just two months before. Two weeks and a Grand Culling of the Huntistas on, General Election polls have taken yet another weird turn. If the latest batch are to be believed there is actually a 'Boris Bounce' among the electorate in England and Wales, with Scotland again out of sync and quite immune to Johnson's attempts at seduction. Here is what the post-Boris polls say right now, all seven fielded since his accession:


There is no doubt there is actually a Boris Bounce though I couldn't possibly tell how high it would be on Election Day. There is still a lot of uncertainty in the polls with the last batch predicting anything from a 1% Labour lead to a 10% Conservative lead. Polls also show that the Conservatives are definitely snatching back a fair share of the Brexit Party vote, while Labour are gaining close to none from the Greens and LibDems. A lot will also depend on the date of the snap GE. Comres tried four variants of the poll they conducted 24-25 July. They published the detailed results and crosstabs only for their 'Scenario two' but the other three still give a pretty good idea of what Johnson should do if he wants to maximize the effect of the Boris Bounce. Which would be holding the snap GE after a 'successful' No Deal Hallowexit but probably not too long after that so the negative effects are not felt yet. So I guess that kills my pet scenario of a Brexit Day Snap GE and pushes it to some Thursday in November. 14 November looks good to benefit from both the Brexit Bounce and some Patriotic Bounce in the wake of Poppy Month. Wait and see.
Anyway what Comres found is quite frightening and says a lot about the gullibility of huge parts of the electorate. That's the part where the First Minister of England morphs into Bo-Got-Baws Johnson, all his sins are forgiven and he is rewarded for sailing Britannia over the cliff and onto the reefs at flank speed. The downside for the Tories is that this scenario is far from being anchored in solid rock and every grain of sand that might derail a No Deal Brexit would also wreck their chances at winning the next GE. Then I guess it makes the case for the English electorate suffering from acute psychosis, that is living in a fantasy world where Brexit is good, Europe is the enemy and Johnson is Churchill. And don't forget Scots are subsidy junkies hellbent on conning Surrey Tory voters out of their hard-earned dosh and should be kicked out of Oor Precious Yoonion. Have to agree with the conclusion here even if the premises of the demonstration are just buckets of chemically pure fucking cooshite.


One of the major factors is still how well the Brexit Party will fare in the next batch of standard polls, excluding all 'alternate timeline' scenario. So far polls say that Brexit voting intentions have gone down quicker that UKIP voting intentions in the same timeframe in 2014. What they will be at the end of August is anybody's guess and could push Johnson one way or the other. If he actually chooses to gamble a snap GE, Johnson will have to make a decision as soon as Commons reconvene on 3 September as the Conference Recess is likely to start on 12 September. So a no-confidence vote would have to happen then and be lost whatever it takes, starting the countdown on the mandatory 14-day wait for a possible alternative majority, which will never show up. Then Johnson can have Elizabeth Windsor giving assent to dissolution on the day of his choosing, which has to be exactly 25 working days before the day selected for the snap GE. Bear in mind though that that there are different opinions about possible options among constitutional experts and the real risk of a major constitutional crisis whatever path Johnson chooses. Anyway late August polls showing a 10% Conservative lead and Brexit below 12% would meet the criteria for starting the process. Which is just what we have in the most recent polls right now, but will it last?



© Bob Dylan 1962


If a psychiatrist were to take a deep dive into England's collective psyche, he would most certainly diagnose a deep-rooted case of sado-masochism. As in sadistic Betters vs masochistic Oiks, or how else can you explain such high Conservative voting intentions when James Cleverly's Armageddon Clock is ticking louder than ever? Which of course will come as a surprise only if you have lived in a fallout shelter since the days of Edward Heath and aren't aware that the Betters control the media and write the narrative the Oiks are fed.


My current Poll'O'Polls includes the six most recent ones fielded between 24 and 30 July. The last one is more than a week old, as if pollsters are benidorming too after a flurry of instant post-Boris polls. Super-sample size is 10.781 with a theoretical 0.91% margin of error. Though this does not mean much when you have contradictory polls so the individual margin of errors might be a better indicator than the aggregate one, and that would be around 3% with the usual 1k sample sizes. And again this weighted average should have most parties scratching their heads rather than celebrating. Not to brag about it but the only ones in a position to claim a mandate from such voting intentions are the SNP who would be up about 4% on their 2017 result, or about 10% relative to their previous vote share.


The breakdown of these voting intentions by age brackets is quite enlightening. This is based on the last three Comres polls, as they are the ones offering the most detailed crosstabs here. The older generations are the most conservative as expected. But contrary to common wisdom the younger voters are not the most progressive, with unexpectedly high LibDem voting intentions. Actually the 25-34yr olds are the most progressive with the highest Labour and Greens vote shares and the second highest SNP vote share. Both Labour and the SNP should take this as a warning sign as the passing of time will not necessarily improve their electoral prospects as much as they expect.


Meanwhile Labour are so busy witchhunting each other they don't have any spare time to campaign against the Conservatives. I didn't make that up, they're selling the story to the press themselves. When they should probably pay more attention to the class divide, or voting intentions by social grade to use a more neutral wording. Again this is based on the Comres polls only, which are generally more favourable to Labour, but the differences between the categories matter more than the absolute values. What these numbers show is that class identity is much less of a vote predictor than age, which is not really news as we have seen this already in earlier polls. Then you could make a strong case that class identity as such is no longer a reality in today's UK as the Thatcher and Blair eras both included deliberate steps to blur the historic class divide. Sure thing though is that the Conservatives should not take the upper middle class for granted because of their strong Europhile leaning fuelling a higher-than-average LibDem vote. Neither should Labour take the working class for granted because of their strong Euroscepticism. .


On the other hand the People's Vote campaign for a United Remain Front all across the UK has a really microscopic probability to succeed once the ball gets rolling for the snap GE. Tactical voting might happen locally based on some very specific criteria but I definitely don't see it happening on a pre-arranged national scale. Brecon and Radnorshire was the one-off test run and they nearly flunked it, so the parties have a lot of reasons to not touch any Remain Pact with an eighteen-meter (that's a sixty-footer in Jacob Rees-Mogg's pet Imperial Units) bargepole. The snap GE campaign will certainly be dominated by Brexit and its fallout, but I hope Labour and the SNP will challenge the Conservatives when they try to obfuscate and avoid debating other major issues. Then don't count too much on the election spads as they mostly tend to offer simplistic answers to complex questions, which won't make nobody none the wiser. Also beware of triple negatives, just sayin.



© Bob Dylan 1978

Current polling would deliver an awkwardly hung Parliament. Of course the Boris Bounce, aided and abetted by FPTP, would trigger dramatic changes from previous projections. Especially as the Conservatives would now be 8.8% ahead of Labour in England outside London, instead of 'just' 7.7% in 2017. Ironically even this would not be enough to offset the Grand Culling of Tory MPs in Scotland as the Tory-DUP pact would end up a handful of seats shy of a majority and even the support of the couple of Brexit Party MPs would not get them past the hurdle. The hypothetical Labour-led Rainbow Max coalition would also fall a couple of seats short so basically the fate of the Empire would depend on the LibDems, and how long it would take them to renege on their 'Neither Boris Nor Jeremy' pledge, as I think we can agree PM Jo is not really a serious option.


Jo Swinson would have to do some heavy soul-searching during the short time it will take Fiona Bruce to read out the exit poll on Snap Election Night, before finding the right words to justify crutching an ERG-soaked Tory minority government. 'In the name of national interest, we chose to help the country heal its wounds and recover from Brexit' wouldn't quite cut it with Brexit-crazy Tories. Though, when you think of it, it's still better than 'we so love ministerial cars we could not resist' which would be the only credible alternative. Then I guess some of her MPs would remind her of the Coalition and its aftermath, in case she had forgotten: live by the trough, die by the trough, Jo.


The most distressing part for Labour is that they would lose ground everywhere as the seat projections by meta-region show. While they showed unexpected resilience facing the Brexit Party and LibDem surges, now they would be quite helpless in front of the Boris Bounce that would deeply hurt them even in Wales and London. Ironically Scotland would prove to be the last bulwark against Johnsonism as the almost complete extermination of Scottish Tory MPs would be the major factor in preventing a Tory majority. So again we have evidence that a General Election can never be a win-win game, though this one would be something of a lose-lose situation, except of course for those ready to surrender all residual shreds of dignity for a backseat on the frontbench, and I'm not thinking of renegade Remainer Tories here.


© Bob Dylan 1974


We're familiar now with pollsters exploring alternate realities so I have tried one of my own. What would happen if a Remain Pact was set up at the next GE (and one also including the SNP since we're in an alternate timeline here), or a Conservative-Brexit Pact, or both? Rules are simple: both pacts first protect the incumbents, and then the party selected to run in the other seats is the one who did best in 2017 for the Remain Pact, or at the 2019 European Election for the Con-Brex Pact, no matter what the current projections say. Which means a Remain Pact would, quite counter-intuitively, not be more favourable for the LibDems than the status quo. Simply because they could not challenge Labour in the few Lab-Lib marginals, and more importantly would have to give way to Labour in seats that were Con-Lab marginals in 2017 but are predicted to switch to Con-Lib marginals under current polling, so Labour would be the main beneficiary of any such pact. The main caveat then is that the existence of pacts would obviously disrupt the voting patterns. A Remain Pact would switch more Brexit Party voters back to the Conservatives as was already the case at the Brecon by-election, while a Blue Pact would boost tactical voting for both Labour and the LibDems in their respective competitive seats. Anyway here is what these scenarios would possibly deliver:


A Con-Brex pact without the counterbalancing Remain Pact would be totally disastrous for Labour as it would switch most of their Leave-leaning seats in the North and Midlands and also totally nuke them in Wales. Then the combination of both pacts would turn all seats into two-way battlegrounds, pretty much like the US House elections or the second round in French legislative elections, but the workings of FPTP would hugely favour the first party as they do most of the time. It's worth noting too that a hypothetical Blue Pact would be stronger than the Remain Pact and would manage to win the election even in a one-on-one confrontation. A major factor here would again be heavy Labour losses in Leave-leaning parts of the North and in Wales, in constituencies where the LibDem or Plaid Cymru vote is not strong enough to effectively counterbalance the Tory reinforcements to the Brexit Party vote in 'open' seats. In Scotland the Remain Pact would allow the SNP to wipe out all Tory incumbents, while a Con-Brex Pact would save two more than the current regular projection (Jack and Bowie). But we all know all of this will never happen, as nobody actually wants any pact to ever materialize. Not Invented Here, as they say. But could have been fun.


© Bob Dylan 1973


Under current polling 99 sitting MPs would go down, quite close to 1923 which did result in a change of government and 1950 which did not. The summary and cartography of changing seats again shows some level of crisscrossing rather than a massive swing towards one party, which would be the sign of a real upset. They also confirm we're not (yet?) on the path to a strong and stable Tory majority despite the obvious effects of the Boris Bounce. By the way I should also mention that other methods of prediction deliver slightly different results from mine. Pure Uniform National Swing (UNS) would deliver 313 Conservative MPs, 232 Labour, 50 SNP and 32 LibDems. Quite close but the proportional swing component in my model favours the LibDems, which is not a surprise as they are the ones with the highest relative differential with their 2017 vote. Electoral Calculus' revamped Regression Model would deliver 324 Conservative seats, a four-seat majority, 214 Labour, 50 SNP and 40 LibDems. Again quite consistent with my numbers as Martin Baxter has honestly pointed out his algorithms amount to a 15-seat bonus for the Tories, compared with pure UNS.


The Boris Bounce is also welcome news for the Cabinet and the Tory frontbench as far fewer would lose their seats than in previous projections. Right now only eight are predicted to be unseated, but this is underestimated as the Cabinet has so far failed to update the full list of Parliamentary Private Secretaries or MPs appointed to the mysterious 'Ministerial Team'. Unwritten convention is that every Secretary of State is 'entitled' to two unpaid bagcarrier-cum-rats with the Prime Minister, Foreign Secretary and Chancellor often appointing three, despite past recommendations to reduce their number to one per Department. This results in a grand total of 45, quite possibly including a handful of Oor Precious Scottish Tories as was the case under Theresa May, who would be instant additions to the fatality list. The current projection is something of a killjoy as we would be deprived of juicy Portillo Moments with Amber Rudd and Dominic Raab now predicted to hold their seats. The only Cabinet-level loser would be Alist-ERG Jack and I doubt his minutest of name recognitions outside Dumfriesshire would warrant him a Portillo Moment.


Of course this scenario holds only as long as polls show a continuation of the Boris Bounce. Many potential upsets might indeed change this as a possible major constitutional crisis looms, that would be fully on Johnson trying to shut down Parliament one way or the other. Public opinion might also react negatively to Boris Johnson handing the keys to the asylum to Benedict Cumberbatch. They might also lose confidence in a Happily Ever After Brexit when Sleekit Gove's and Dominic Raab's blatant lies about the process and its outcome are debunked, though I wouldn't count on the BBC or the Tory-owned dailies to do this. On the other hand Labour making no attempt to hide a possible coup of their own engineering might also backfire. Time will tell and I only hope the SNP stays out of the whole clusterbùrach and concentrate on a convincing and positive campaign, including a strong commitment to Independence instead of the half-baked talking points of 2017 that lost them a third of their vote and of their seats.


© Bob Dylan 1974
(though Blood On The Tracks was actually released in January 1975 as the video states)


There is still a modicum of hope for predicted losers as 68 seats qualify as marginals under current polling, fewer than after the 2017 GE but still enough to skew the election result in different directions. Another 110 seats would be decided on 4% to 10% so can be considered competitive too under the right prevailing winds. Only two of the marginals involve the Brexit Party, so we're back to the traditional Red-On-Blue battlegrounds with some Orange-On-Anyone thrown in for good measure. The breakdown of the marginals shows that there is a reasonably high probability that Labour's representation could remain at its current level though falling short of the 2017 result, though it is also quite possible that the Tories would skyrocket back to their 2015 level, before all self-inflicted wounds and cumulative incompetence took their toll.


The alternate Commons you get after reallocating marginals are by no means any less doom-and-gloomy than the current projection. The Con Max option speaks for itself. With Tories on a majority the fate of the Realm would be decided by the outcome of the never ending infighting between the English Donald Trump Fan-Club and the Hammond-Lidington faction, provided all of the latter haven't been culled before by some unnatural selection process designed to ensure survival of the unfittest. At the other end of the spectrum again Jo Swinson would be the Kingmaker, not the brightest prospect in all possible future universes. Unless of course the direct threats of major food shortages and breaches of national security make the LibDems think twice before saying it's alright to support the Tories. 


Now there are two options even the best pollsters can't test though they're starting to gain momentum: a caretaker Government in charge of sorting out the Brexit mess before calling a snap GE, or a National Unity Government that could possibly stay until the end of the current Parliament term. Some names are already floated around media circles to lead such a Government: David Lidington, Kenneth Clarke, Yvette Cooper and my own favourite Keir Starmer. And next thing you know someone will suggest John Bercow too. Only problem is that any such scenario would involve Elizabeth Windsor coming out of the Monarchical Splendid Isolation that has been the rule since her Uncle Ted was kicked out to prevent him from dragging the UK into an alliance with Nazi Germany, and allowing herself to be dragged into the shark-infested political swamp just to tell Johnson to fuck off. Don't hold your breath on that though. No kidding.



© Bob Dylan 1991


British pollsters seem to enjoy various types of multiverse polling. YouGov and then Comres pioneered the alternate realities polling and now Deltapoll have come up with one of their own. They tried it in their poll for the Mail on Sunday, fielded 25-27 July. The baseline voting intentions in this poll are quite close to the overall trends so it does not look as an outlier. Which does not mean their alternate reality polling should be taken at face value. The alternate option is quite straightforward: how would you vote if Jeremy Corbyn was no longer leader of the Labour Party? You might take that as part of the obsessive anti-Corbyn campaign in the media, and I certainly do especially as they did not specify who would replace Corbyn or if his sacking would also include some policy changes. Anyway their findings are quite flabbergasting, especially the shifts in voting intentions in Scotland.


Deltapoll's baseline voting intentions GB-wide are quite close to the current rolling average but their Scottish results are quite off the current trends of Scottish polling, which are more like the SNP above 40% and the Scottish Twig of the English Labour Party below 20%. Then their alternate timeline is even more puzzling. I totally fail to see what kind of a fucking miracle would switch 9% of voters, that is about 3 million people, to Labour just by ditching Corbyn and not even knowing who would replace him and on what manifesto they would fight the election. Likewise switching 3% of the Scottish vote from the SNP to Labour, or nearly 80k voters, definitely looks like a major outlier as not even Keir Starmer could achieve that. And there are even more surprises in the poll's crosstabs when Deltapoll compares the original baseline vote with what would happen with Corbyn gone.


Of course 7% of Tory voters and 28% of LibDem voters switching to Labour just because of a change in leadership totally beggars belief. Especially as another crosstab from the same poll says 4% of Conservative Leavers would switch to post-Corbyn Labour but 6% of Labour Leavers would switch to the Greens. Which makes little sense if you accept the underlying assumption that the only rational justification for kicking out Corbyn would be to take Labour on a strongly pro-Remain course. So I guess even the staunchest opponents to Corbyn would never find this kind of data reliable enough to provide the basis for a coup attempt. So much for alternate timeline polling.


In this context I think I have to mention another of the Guardian's opinion pieces, this time by Paul Mason advocating a Popular Front between Labour, the LibDems and the Greens. I find it quite ironic that Mason explicitely refers to the French and Spanish Popular Fronts of 1936 when both would be dubbed 'extreme hard left' by today's standards, and specifically by the Guardian's standards. Then of course Clement Attlee and Nye Bevan would also be chastised as 'hard left extremists' if they lived today, and basically everyone to the left of Gordon Brown. Then Mason likening a one-off anti-Brexit electoral mismatch to a long-term anti-Fascist alliance does sound definitely odd, whichever way you try to read it. I also find that quickly ruling the SNP out of the dreamworld Popular Front in the name of a supposedly divided Scottish working class is a bit rich when the most recent polls show that C2DEs are more likely to vote SNP than the average voter. Then I guess Guardian columnists are always a bit confused about the basics of Scottish politics. Or they know and don't care because you can never let facts go in the way of a good narrative. Or can you?


You say you told me that you wanna hold me but you know you're not that strong
Time will tell just who has fell and who's been left behind
When you go your way and I go mine
© Bob Dylan 1965


As the first and probably last Minister for the Union, Boris Johnson's legacy will be that of an undertaker rather than a caretaker. His First Coming to Scotland was not much of a success and this probably ensures there will be no Second Coming. Johnson turning down an opportunity for a longer photo-op outside Bute House when offered one by a devilishly smiling Nicola Sturgeon says it all, and is certainly a first in Johnson's media-savvy career. Then we all know Johnson has northing to offer Scotland save another powergrab by increased Westminster intervention in devolved matters over the heads of Scottish Parliament and Scottish Government. I stand corrected though as Johnson definitely has something historically important to offer: boosting the Yes vote past 50% as Panelbase's June poll predicted. Even 7% of Scottish Tory voters would now vote Yes to Independence. Johnson becoming PM also boosts the Yes vote from 45% to 53% among Scottish Labour voters, and from 35% to 48% among Scottish LibDem voters. And this week a new Ashcroft poll goes in the same direction with 52% Yes, including 5% of Conservative voters and 41% of Labour voters once undecideds removed. And Ashcroft did not include EU nationals and 16-17yr olds, thus underestimating the Yes vote that would have reached the predicted 53% had they been included. So Nicola Sturgeon has every reason to be cheerful and extend a warm welcome to the soon-to-be first First Minister of England.


It's common wisdom that, whatever the IndyRef2 polls say, England has already lost Scotland for quite some time. You can easily make the point that England lost Scotland the day Labour lost Scotland many years ago. But Johnson's attempts at colonial rule will be the final nail in the Oh So Precious Yoonion's coffin. Johnson has been potty-trained since birth in English Exceptionalism and self-proclaimed Entitlement to the Highest Positions of the Realm and never failed a test. Last of which was his total, utter and complete humiliation of Ruth Davidson, a brilliant and unmitigated success in four artistically crafted stages: sacking David Mundell after Ruth (almost) argued you have to be gay to be Scottish Secretary, appointing a toff ERG sock-puppet to replace him, appointing an English MP as Scotland Office's junior minister for the first time in 133 years, and finally appointing a Scottish MP as unpaid junior minister after and only after the legal quota of paid ministers had been exhausted. Nobody could have done more and better to totally alienate Scotland and hammer it home that Scottish Tories count for sour fuck all in Johnson's Britannia. Ausgezeichnet.

Actually Scotland and Ruth Davidson's career plans might very soon be the least of Johnson's worries as Ireland becomes his biggest self-inflicted nightmare. Oddly for a man so fascinated by the United States, Johnson seems to have forgotten the existence of the powerful and politically influential Irish-American community. Now the bipartisan Friends of Ireland caucus in the US Congress has pledged to block any future USA-UK trade deal if Johnson insists on scrapping the Irish backstop, which would essentially kill the Good Friday Agreement by reinstating a hard border. Even if Friends of Ireland currently have only 54 members, the relevant part is that one of them chairs the Ways and Means Committee, the most powerful in the US House of Representatives and the one who sets the tone on proposed trade deals. And there go all of Johnson's and Farage's dreams of a fast-tracked chlorinated-chicken-for-NHS benefits package for American Big Business.

© Steve Bell, The Guardian 2019

Of course the clearest and presentest danger for Johnson's no-deal no-backstop Brexit is much closer to home with Sinn Féin now openly demanding a Reunification Referendum (the so-called 'Border Poll') in case of a Halloween crash-out. Then Conservatives are so obsessed with Scottish Independence that they failed to notice calls for Irish Reunification, especially as polls about it are scarce and are not always really conclusive. The most recent one fielded in the Republic of Ireland dates back to December 2016 and delivered 46% thinking it was time for a United Ireland, 32% thinking it was not and 22% undecideds. Polls conducted in Northern Ireland over the last six years are not really encouraging as only one showed a majority for Reunification, though they also show that support for Reunification has increased over time and Brexit is likely to be the turning point, just as it is for Scottish Independence.


Two other polls tested support for Reunification against various Brexit options. One was conducted by Deltapoll in Septembre 2018 and delivered 52% supporting Reunification in case of Brexit with a deal, rising to 56% in case of a hard Brexit reinstating a hard border across Ireland. Another was conducted by Lucid Talk in December 2018, testing voting intentions on a Border Poll against three Brexit scenarios: Brexit is revoked and UK remains in the EU, which we can probably rule out now barring some deus ex machina upset of Fifth Extinction magnitude; UK leaves EU with a deal, which at the time was Theresa May's thrice-rejected Withdrawal Agreement Bill and I guess this one too is dead now; UK leaves EU without a deal, so the backstop never happens and a hard border is reinstated. Lucid Talk found respondents evenly split in case of Brexit with a deal and a significant 57% majority (once undecideds removed) in case of a no-deal Brexit. Quite enlightening as this has now become the default option. Or hasn't it?


So what's next? The provisions of the Good Friday Agreement and the Northern Ireland Act of 1998 state that the UK's Secretary of State for Northern Ireland decides if and when a Border Poll can happen, under a rather fuzzily worded requirement. So don't hold your breath for one happening soon. In the meantime Johnson might find time to talk to EU leaders without pissing them all off as happened with Taoiseach Leo Varadkar. Then it is highly unlikely EU heads of state will fall for Johnson's hat tricks. After all most of them have known him in his previous incarnation as Foreign Secretary and are fully aware he is nothing but an incompetent buffoon and a bombastic windbag with an inflated ego. So when he tries to bullingdon them into subservience, like in refusing to meet them if they don't ditch the Irish backstop, the likely answer is: 'OK Bozo, have it your way and git tae fuck' while laughing their collective ass out and enjoying every twist and turn of the Halloween Snap GE campaign.

In this context Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell no longer ruling out a second Scottish Independence referendum and Shadow Treasury Minister Clive Lewis supporting him is la cerise sur le gâteau (that's icing on the cake in French). Surely the times they are a-changin' and all the pieces will nicely fit together sooner than later. Besides the flurry of outrage from the Scottish Twig Offices of both the English Conservative Party and the English Labour Party are quite entertaining, even if irrelevant. Funny too that neither Ruth Davidson nor Richard Leonard have yet realized they have lost all semblance of authority on their own parties, when both have been sidelined and humiliated beyond repair by their English Puppetmasters and both their parties are embroiled in nasty civil wars and headed for electoral woodchipping. The writing is on the wall, too bad they choose not to see it.


Johnson's long hot summer is far from over and nobody knows what might happen when Commons reconvene after the Benidorm Break, so stay tuned for further updates


You see things and you say 'Why?'
But I dream things that never were and I say 'Why not?'
(George Bernard Shaw, Back To Methuselah: In The Beginning)

© Bob Dylan, Jacques Levy 1975

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